On the first of February, I will be releasing the full-length volume of Not Your Average Sonnet. Here’s a little sneak peek into the wonders of this satirical exploration of humanity. If you would like to receive a signed copy of the book, please visit my Patreon page and select “become a patron.” From there, select the $10 option and fill out your shipping information, and I will send you a signed copy upon its release!
The television warns of sleepless nights
depression, everlasting boners, rash
and swelling, extreme loss of appetite
new or worsening symptoms, hot flashes
and cold manifestations but not once
a caution for the suicidal thoughts
I have after my third or fourth donut.
And what about all those times I got lost
in my own garage? Why did that happen?
Where’s the good looking white man with increased
libido to tell me how to cement
my moral compass and wandering head?
I guess I could just talk to my doctor
or better yet have her place an order.